Why GOD Allows Pain?

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:

"I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.

"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?

If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. 

Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:
 
"You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber.
"I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because
if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."

"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist!
That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
If you think God exists, send this to other people---
If you think God does not exist, delete it!

                            

Specialize Maths

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 

 

OFFICE  ARITHMETIC
 
Smart boss +  smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb  boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING  MATH 
A man will pay $20  for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that
she  doesn't need.

GENERAL  EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries  about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the  future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more  money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find  such a man.

HAPPINESS   
To be happy with  a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy  with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY   
Married men live  longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY  TO CHANGE   
A woman marries a  man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman  expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION  TECHNIQUE   
A woman has the  last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW  TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED   
Old aunts used  to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling  me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Zodiac Signs

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



SCORPIO - The Intense One

Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

4 years of bad luck if  you do not forward.
 


LIBRA - The Harmonizer

Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind.  Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social.  Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



ARIES - TheDaredevil

Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart

Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



GEMINI - The Chatterbox

Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



LEO - The Boss
 
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted.  Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



CANCER - The Protector

Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



PISCES - The Dreamer

Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
 


CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter

Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking.   Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists.  Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
 


TAURUS - The Enduring One

Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One

Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical.  Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

14 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Badminton - Lee Chong Wei

17.8.08

Today, Lee Chong Wei, our Malaysian badminton hero, was on his final competition with Lee Dan, to compete for the gold medal of Olympic 2008. When I was back home, I saw my granny was watching on televisyen channel. Of course those Olympic stuffs. I think about 10 more minutes later, the channel ended. Chong Wei lost, while Lee Dan won. The people of China were happy for the result of Lee Dan. They shouted and yelled happily. They were proud of him. For our Chong Wei hero, you were trying your best. We knew it. You really did well. Malaysia finally get a silver medal. Congratulations, Chong Wei! You broke Malaysia's record. You're our spirit and soul. Please don't give up, do keep it on, my hero. There are more chances for you. You know what? The people of Malaysia, Malays, Chineses, Indians, Kadazans, Ibans, and so on, all of us, everyone of us always support you. I saw one of my senior, who is having his further study in China, wrote " 加油, 李宗伟!" in his personal message of MSN Windows Live Messenger. You may keep on your practise to prepare for the next coming Olympic. If you think you can, you can! We love you, Chong Wei!

Rest Time

17.8.2008

Hello, everyone~

Today, I'm damn happy. Why? Well, tomorrow Monday is our off day, same as our happy hour to have a nice rest. But then, I would like to enjoy the coming day. With whom? I don't know. Maybe my adorable girls, either alone. It's alright, it will be just a piece of cake if I'm alone. Sometimes, I can shopping by myself :p Walking around, discover something different, etc. anything can be done independently. I start to love myself. I always improve more skills for myself, purposely for my bright future. Opz, I'm sorry! Come back to my real topic. Okay, tomrrow stuffs, depend on my mood, haha... I think I should stop here as I wanna have to watch my movie. Good bye and good night, everyone!

悄悄

光阴一分一秒的流失,返台的钟声也快要响了。心里终是犹豫不决,我很不想离开沙巴的朋友们、同事们。怎么办?读书虽重要,但友谊也如此啊~!唉~!人有悲欢离合。。。

新的一天

今天来了两位新的招待员,一男一女。他们来的时候,我就想起当初我第一天开工的情景,索性我不是在星期六。刚才中午时分,来了大约14位顾客,把三张桌子连在一起,不知该怎样应付。在招待一位时,另一位同时也在叫我,真的乱了,还好有Cecilia帮忙我。我们就把一组分成两边:一边由我负责,而另一边呢,是由她咯~咱们忙得不可开交哦!这时候,我们一定要互相帮忙,没有了她,我们尽量不要出差错,免得被呱呱叫。工作的时候,我真的快昏了,头很痛。我就乘着休息时间,给自己一个适当的睡眠,保养精神。到了晚上,还好不是很忙,我们都能应付得来。不错,不错^^ 我今天才发现了一件事,我被取代了她的位置,我很内疚。。。进单、买单,我已经会了,甚至被安排吩咐大家做事,已经是我的责任了。我不想去理那么多事,真的很烦咧~!现在我能做的,做我自己,搞好自己的理想、梦想。加油吧,美娜!

算了吧!

戏剧后,爸对我的态度冷淡了很多,但没关系,我还很好啊~ 也许他不爽我因为那件事,我能说的,我问心无愧。这件事情再追究下去,打破沙锅问到底,大家都没有好结果。不如,走一步,看一步吧!悄悄的我走了,正如我悄悄的来,我挥一挥衣袖,不带走一片云彩。算了吧,让时间解决一切咯!Aza Aza~!~!~!

中国普通话VS马来西亚华语

马来西亚华人 乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人,但且看我们的普通话.............

1.)中国人:今晚你有空吗?我没空!

马来西亚华人:今晚你得不得空?我不得空!

2.)中国人:饼干受潮了

马来西亚华人:饼干'漏风'

3.)中国人:从上海去苏州要多少个小时?

马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?

4.)中国人:难道他不可以来吗?

马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?

5.)中国人:周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。

马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

6.)中国人:我一向都是这样的

马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦

7.)中国! :我的手机掉进沟渠了。

马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。

8.)中国人:这样你不是很不值得吗?

马来西亚华人:这样你''很不 ''

9.)中国人:你真是聪明!

马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)

10.)中国人:你安静!

马来西亚华人:你diam diam(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)

11.)中国人:我要去银行取款。

马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'

12.)中国人:为什么?

马来西亚华人:做么?

13.)中国人:你很厉害~

马来西亚华人:你很够力~

14.)中国人:明天也叫他一起去吧!

马来西亚华人:明天叫''他一起去!

15.)中国人:我很郁闷~~~

马来西亚华人:我很 ''sien)啊~~~~''比郁闷的境界更高)

16.)中国人:你再说我就打你!

马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)

17.)中国人:你在说什么?

马来西亚华人:你在说sommok

18.)中国人:你不要令我丢脸~

马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'~

19.)中国人:真被你气到

马来西亚华人:被你炸到

20.)中国人:你别乱来~

马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~

21.)中国人:你很无聊

马来西亚华人:你很废

22.)中国人:XX

马来西亚华 人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)

23.)中国人:迫切

马来西亚华人:bek chek

24.)中国人:我们 一起吃这碗面~

马来西亚华 人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)

25.)中国人:我们结婚吧!

马来西亚华人:我们结''吧!(''字受粤语影响,所以音不标准)

26.)中国人:今天的天气很热~

马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~''字要拉长,然后没有下文了)

27.)中国人:哇靠!

马来西亚华人:哇劳weh!!!!

28.)中国人:我受不了他!

马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!or 我顶他不顺

29.)中国人:她好漂亮

马来西亚华人:她好美

30.)中国人:我现在很生气

马来西亚华人:我现在很“睹懒”.(讨厌,生气的意思)

31.)中国人: 我们去看电影

马来西亚华人:我们去看戏

一场戏

15.8.2008

今天,我们已经演完了一场戏。这场戏,不会累,但很气!戏剧中有四位主角:N、T、S、Y。很可惜,这场戏没有句号,只有感叹号、问号。大家就这样敷衍了事,一切让它顺起自然吧,所谓船到桥头自然直。现在呢,我们从新的开始,做自己的我们,我想这样就足够了吧~